两人英语搞笑情景对话

“I'msorry,Madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”“Twentydollars!Why,Iu

推荐几篇好了Iworkfor7up"!我可是在七喜公司工作呀Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirb

1.Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFrance,Idroveontothenexttown

这个很简单.您去看几集“生活大爆炸”,绝对有收获,这电视剧每分每秒都有笑点

A:Hi,Tony.I'mstartingaband.willyoujoinus?B:Sure,Ben.I'dlovetobeinabandA:OK,good.whichinstrumentwilly

takeiteasy不要紧张不要着急don'tworry不要担心don'tmentionit别提了没事thatisok/allright没问题没事don'tbenervous不要紧张我们都同情你,不过

KeyLost(Henryisleaningonthecar,facingtheotherside,whileVickywalkstowardshim)Vicky:Hey,isthatHenry?Wh

1.看病What’sthematter?怎么了?什么事?What’swrong?怎么了?什么事?What’sthetrouble?怎么了?什么事?My…hurt我的……痛Howlonghaveyouh

Thechickenwiththreelegs旁白：Oneday,adriverdriveshiscartoavillage.Hedrivesveryfast,butheseeachickenover

暂且用A代替领队B代替导游A:hello,iamjemmy.white,thetourleaderofholidaytourgroup.thankyouforcomingtomeetusB:hello

我来说一个…呵呵背景：有一个人,他的外国朋友要来看望他,然后他不会打招呼,便让他儿子教他,他儿子说,遇到外国朋友就说：howareyou他便会说：i'mfine!andyou?然后你就回metoo!然

1A:Howdoyouspell“pig".你怎么拼写pigB:P-I-G.P-I-G.A:What?P-U-G?什么?P-U-G?B:No,P-I-G.I.不是的,P-I-G.是'I'A:U.B:I

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoapoorold

A:Sir,Sir!onecarcomeonecargo,twocar啷哩乒乓gia.B:Sorrysir,canyouspeakEnglish?A:Yeah!Yeah!IspeakeEnglish.

A:Tellmealittlebitaboutyourself.请介绍一下你自己.B:MynameisDavidandIliveinShanghai,Iwasbornin1980.Mymajorwas

顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!Diner:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!Waiter:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot

A:Hello,B.Longtimenosee.Howareyou?B.长时间不见了.你怎么样?B:Iamfine,thankyou,andyou?我很好,你呢?A:Iamfine,too.我也很好.

Amanaskedforamealinarestaurant.Thewaiterbroughtthefoodandputitonthetable.Afteramoment,themancalledth

--朝搞笑英语对话一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的：前台小姐：“Hello.”老外：“Hi.”前台小姐：“Youhavewhatthing?”老外：“Canyousp