大学两人英语对话有趣幽默的故事

1．DoYouKnowMyWork?Onenightahotelcaughtfire,andthepeoplewhowerestayinginitranoutintheirnightclothes．T

推荐几篇好了Iworkfor7up"!我可是在七喜公司工作呀Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirb

A:Nowadays,chinesestudentsaresufferingfromthegreatstudypressure.Theyhavetoundergocountlessexams.They

Girl:Damnedmycheeksarecold!BrahMe:Whichones?Friend:LMAOMe:Areyoutalkingaboutyourfaceofcheeks...or...

BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismo

Oneday,avillageidiotwonthefirstprizeinthelottery(彩票).“Howdidyouguesstheluckynumber?”askedhisneighbor

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

一哥们总是丢自行车,他想了个主意,他把新买的一辆车放在楼下,上了三把锁并夹了一张纸：小样!让你偷!第二天车没丢,哥们很得意.没想到走近了一看,车上有多了两把锁和一张纸,写着：小样!让你骑————!

楼主看看这样可以么talkshowno.1A:Goodevening!WhatcanIdoforyou?B:I'mlookingforapairofblackshoes.A:Whatsizedoyou

Story1AhLianaskshopkeeper:EhAhchek,ugotsellstockinguptoknee,boh?AhChekreplied:Lusiaoah!stockingwearu

大家只知道小龙女被尹志平OOXX了,以为是尹志平占了便宜,但真相到底是什么呢?当年小龙女被尹志平XXOO过了3,4个月,小龙女就离杨过而去,要和绝情谷主结婚,这估计就是有了孩子,妊娠反应出现了,她很惊

BedtimePrayersJuliewassayingherbedtimeprayers."PleaseGod,"shesaid,"makeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeN

AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto

A:Howdoyoudo?B:Howdoyoudo?A:IseverythingOK?B:It'sfine!Thankyou!Andyou?A:Me,too!B:I'minterestedinUFOt

呃...您这个给的是0分好吧~您可以在网上搜一些selfintroduction的文章,然后改编成对话~把文章拆开来,一人一句的说就可以了~

上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔.一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产.他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了.半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话：你给我的

usinessmanwalksintoabankinSanFranciscoandasksfortheloanofficer.HesaysheisgoingtoEuropeonbusinessfort

A:whatisyourname?你叫啥名?B:Hu胡（谐音:谁）A:you~你B:Hu~胡A:Who?B:yes,Iam~是,我就是A:Iwanttoknowyourname我只是想知道你的名字B:

.断箭——不相信自己的意志,永远也做不成将军.春秋战国时代,一位父亲和他的儿子出征打战.父亲已做了将军,儿子还只是马前卒.又一阵号角吹响,战鼓雷鸣了,父亲庄严地托起一个箭囊,其中插着一只箭.父亲郑重对

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th