6人英语幽默简单展示

tooDoctor:Yourcoughsoundsmuchbettertoday.Patient:Itshould.I'vebeenpracticingallnight.医生：听上去你咳嗽今天好多了.

坐高铁,旁边坐着父女俩.小萝莉一路在叨叨叨,拔拔刚开始还接话,后来干脆不理她.小萝莉：爸爸,你怎么不理我呀?拔拔说:我在想,你要再烦人我就用棍子打你屁股!然后小萝莉默默地爬下去了.安静了不到五分钟.“

Oneday,avillageidiotwonthefirstprizeinthelottery(彩票).“Howdidyouguesstheluckynumber?”askedhisneighbor

老友记（又称六人行）迅雷资源里边有下载的我就在那上面下的全集

Tomhastwoapples.HeateoneandaskJim"howmangapplesdoIhavenow?".Jimansweredquickly"veryeasy,one."ButToms

英语幽默：SecondlanguageAmothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Sh

人物:Alex和Bob地点:学生宿舍FlushingtheToilet冲厕所A:Ohmygod,whatastinkysmell!Whodidn'tflushthetoilet?天啊,这么臭气熏天啊?

大家只知道小龙女被尹志平OOXX了,以为是尹志平占了便宜,但真相到底是什么呢?当年小龙女被尹志平XXOO过了3,4个月,小龙女就离杨过而去,要和绝情谷主结婚,这估计就是有了孩子,妊娠反应出现了,她很惊

ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasan

AbusinessmanwalksintoabankinSanFranciscoandasksfortheloanofficer.HesaysheisgoingtoEuropeonbusinessfo

上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔.一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产.他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了.半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话：你给我的

再抄一点大学的时候,一次考试,一个女生作弊被抓了,被监考老师没收了准考证,并勒令她收拾东西离开考场.那女生趴在桌子上,慢慢的肩膀开始一耸一耸,监考老师是个老头,一看到这情况马上走过去安慰道：“没事,又

FORREST(voice-over)ThatMomma,shesurewasright.It'sfunnyhowthingsworkout.EXT.BAYOULABATRE/BUBBA'SMOM'S

你可以买《妙语短篇》（一系列书）,里面的故事都挺幽默、简单.

Teacher:Whatdoyouwanttobecome?LittleJohnny:Doctor!Teacher:Why?LJ:Becauseit'stheonlyprofessionwhereyo

迟到的理由thereasonofbeinglateTeacher：Johnny,whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?　　老师：约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?　　Jo

WeAreWondering学无止境Whentheweatherishot,yougotoalakeoranocean.Why?Thesunmakestheearthhot,butitcannotma

"Tom,what'sthematterwithyourbrother?"askedthemotherinthekitchen."He'scrying.""Oh,nothing,Mum,"replie

一天,妻子苦着脸对老公说：“我已经很久没有称过体重了,不知道重了没有?”丈夫闻言说：“我劝你不要称比较好,毕竟有些事不知道你反而不会为此而忧愁!”

IWasn'tAsleep　　Whenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhose