英语幽默笑话300篇
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英语幽默笑话带翻译1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,sai
humorjoke(绝对准确)
1.VirtueManyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonas
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortowcents.”WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?”“Igaveittoapoorold
Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedocto
HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid
一百个超冷笑话,可以冷死人的O(∩_∩)O~1:从前有个人钓鱼,钓到了只鱿鱼.鱿鱼求他:你放了我吧,别把我烤来吃啊.那个人说:好的,那么我来考问你几个问题吧.鱿鱼很开心说:你考吧你考吧!然后这人就把鱿
Peterjoinedthearmywhenhewaseighteen,andforseveralmonthshewastaughthowtobeagoodsoldier.Hedidquitewell
mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the
THEARABINTHEDESERT (沙漠里的阿拉伯人) (旁白):AnArabwaswalkingalongthroughthedesertwhenhemettwomen.Themenlook
Talkingclock会说话的钟Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden."
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Anotoriouslyabsentmindedprofessorwasonedayobservedwalkingalongthestreetwithonefootcontinuallyinthegu
GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa
AnotherFortyYearstoLiveCindywasfromtherichestneighborhoodintown.Oneday,shehadaheartattackandwastaken
Themeanman'spartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapa
今天,男孩约女孩去看电影,女孩很开心。路上,男孩问:“你知道我为什么选在今天请你看电影吗?”女孩明知是5月20号,却故作矜持,害羞的摇了摇头。男孩一脸得意,:“笨,出来之前怎么也不看一下日历呢?今天是