求10则10字左右的英语小话（不要超过20字）

求10则10字左右的英语小话（不要超过20字）
求10则10字左右的英语笑话（不要超过20字）

1.A little boy asked his father:Daddy,how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied:I don 't know son.I 'm still paying!
2.private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.
"You can take your choice,private - one month‘s restriction or twenty day‘s pay," said the officer.
"All right,sir," said the bright soldier,"I‘ll take the money."
3 Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,"What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan."I have his ear in my pocket."
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.”
4 Tommy:How is your little brother,Johnny?Johnny:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.
Tommy:That's too bad.How did that happen?
Johnny:We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
汤姆：约翰尼,你弟弟好吗?
约翰尼：他害病卧床了.他受了伤.
汤姆：真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼：我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.
5,One day the Arabic number 0 met the Arabic number 8 in the street.O gave 8 a scornful glance abd said:"Since it is the fact that you are plump,is there any need to tie a waistband?" 一天0和8在街上相遇,0不屑地看了8一眼说：“胖就胖呗,还系什么裤腰带啊?”
6,"Why does your baidness get serious day by day?""Because I always have to worry about."Then what are you concerned of""I lose my hair every day." “你的头发怎么一天比一天少?”“因为我天天都有忧虑的事.”“你每天都忧虑什么呢?”“我忧虑我的头发一天比一天少!”
7.Mother:Well,how are your marks?
Joe:They're under water.
Mother:What do you mean?
Joe:They're below C (sea) level
妈妈：哈哈,你的分数怎么样?
Joe:它们在水的下面
Joe：分数低于C（海洋）这个水平
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Johnny:Papa,would you be glad if I saved a dollar for you?
Papa:Naturally,my son.
Johnny:Well,I have saved one dollar for you.You said that if I brought a good mark this week,you would give me a dollar and I haven’t brought one.
Johnny：爸爸,如果我为你省下1美元,你高兴不?
Papa：当然啦,孩子!
Johnny：那好,我省下1美元了.你说过我这个礼拜考出好成绩,就会给我1美元.我没考好!
9.BIG HANDS
teacher:if I have seven oranges in one hand and have eight oranges in the other,what would I have?
Student:big hands
大手
老师：“ 如果我一只手上有7个橙子,另一只有8个.那我将有什么?”
学生：“很大的手”
10.
iao Ming is a Chinese who knows a little English,one day he bumped into Mark.
Xiaoming:I am sorry.
Mark:I am sorry too.
Xiaoming:I am sorry three.
Mark:What are you sorry for?
Xiaoming:I am sorry five.
Mark:.
20字以内的还真是很少.