一篇英语阅读求助“John,how did you raise such perfect,high-achieving

一篇英语阅读求助
“John,how did you raise such perfect,high-achieving children?Is it because you’re Chinese?”
“I’m not Chinese.”
It is true.I am not Chinese.But believe me,I have found a method that works:a little technique I call the “Panda Father”.
For example,when one of my daughters says to me,“ Daddy,I don’t want to practice the marimba all day,” I respond,“ If you don’t,I’m going to cut your arm off.”
She says,“No you won’t,” and walks away to check her Facebook page.
This is the Panda Father method working at its best.
Many Western parents are probably aghast at my Panda Father methods.However,you have to be tough.For example,as far as I know,here are a few things that I never let my children do:
Have fun.
Score a B or worse.
Receive any compliments for anything.
It’s all part of the Panda Father technique:don’t get bogged down in the minutia of your children’s lives.For example,once,after my daughters refused to stay up late memorizing the periodic table in Urdu,I took their presents from under the Christmas tree,threw them on the driveway,and then drove back and forth over them in our minivan while screaming,“ I bet you wished you’d studied now!”
The Panda Father is willing to go to any length to help his children achieve academic success.
What many Western parents refuse to accept is that children actually want tough love her.When I demand that my daughter keep her bedroom tidy,I show that I love her.When she demands $40 to clean her room,it shows that she understands Adam Smith and the free market,an important part of scoring a five on the AP macroeconomics exam.This just proves the Panda Father Method.
Every child can get a perfect SAT score if you yell loudly enough.
It’s true there are times when situations arise that test even my advanced child-raising skills.The wise Panda Father knows just what to say:ask your Tiger Mother.
The purpose of this article is to _____________.
A.praise Panda Father and Tiger Mother methods
B.make fun of tough parenting methods
C.show children learn best when deprived of fun
D.give advice on child-raising skills
首先这题选什么,我觉得选d,但是又不确定作者是否支持这种教育方式,
全文的观点好像是分立的,总觉得他对这种方式有种嘲讽在里面,所以又想选b

我认为选D,排除A,因为 praise Tiger Mother methods全文没有提到.C是当孩子被剥夺了乐趣时是给孩子最好的学习时侯,单看句意这是错误的,因为兴趣是孩子最好的老师.而B取笑某人在英语中不太支持这种观点.我在线翻译了一会,全文讽刺不太浓,因为你参考提到西方人的翻译结果,“许多西方父母拒绝接受的是孩子们真正想要的爱她,许多西方的父母可能会吓坏了对于我的熊猫爸爸的方法.然而,你必须坚强."作者要求西方父亲要坚强,没有讽刺他