英语幽默小故事 (之前有的都不要)
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英语幽默小故事 (之前有的都不要)
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All-purpose Dissolvent (万能溶剂)
A young man saw Edison,said :“I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent,by which can dissolve(溶解) all materials.” Edison asked a question in reply :“ In that case,what container shall you hold it with?”
一个后生找到爱迪生,说:“我准备研制一种万能溶剂,它能溶解一切物质.”爱迪生反问:“那你用什么来盛它呢?”
Anxious (着急)
The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went .It really gives me a hangup(难以摆脱的烦恼,焦虑)!"
An insider(知情人) says:" Let it be.Would you know where he went,I dare to say that you would be more anxious ."
妻子对邻居说:“丈夫一晚上都没回家,也不知道他干什么去了 ,真叫我着急!”
一个知情人说:“算了,你要知道他干什么去了,我敢说你会更着急.”
感兴趣的话,我还有!
A young man saw Edison,said :“I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent,by which can dissolve(溶解) all materials.” Edison asked a question in reply :“ In that case,what container shall you hold it with?”
一个后生找到爱迪生,说:“我准备研制一种万能溶剂,它能溶解一切物质.”爱迪生反问:“那你用什么来盛它呢?”
Anxious (着急)
The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went .It really gives me a hangup(难以摆脱的烦恼,焦虑)!"
An insider(知情人) says:" Let it be.Would you know where he went,I dare to say that you would be more anxious ."
妻子对邻居说:“丈夫一晚上都没回家,也不知道他干什么去了 ,真叫我着急!”
一个知情人说:“算了,你要知道他干什么去了,我敢说你会更着急.”
感兴趣的话,我还有!